Evil Boss #112

Leadership

It was a big donut.

Much bigger than a normal person could eat,

but then Bill was far from normal.

So eating the donut was something Bill could do.

Bill’s donut eating skill-set appeared to be a good match

for the donut eating challenge at hand.

One might even envision Bill leading us forward

as he ate this donut.

Then we looked up and “Small-Mouthed” Jim had cut the donut

up into many pieces and eaten it.

People had come to expect this kind of leadership from Jim.

Few were surprised when Jim was elected President.

Put the first man on Mars.

And banned oversized donuts.