Archive for August, 2015

Unfortunate Noises

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2015 by Forrest Pasky

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HR to my boss: We’d like to talk to you about complaints regarding…

Your unfortunate bathroom noises.

My Boss: Maybe we need a louder fan in the bathroom.

HR: We’re talking about in your Monday morning staff meeting.

Boss: All those other people in the bathroom are my staff?

HR: That’s a conference room.

Boss: Why do we serve food in the bathroom?

HR: That’s the cafeteria.

Boss to some guy… later in men’s bathroom:

“If this runs long, mind if I have lunch brought in?”

Epiphany

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 5, 2015 by Forrest Pasky

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Sometimes I felt sorry for my boss.

I realized he would probably never meet Charles Manson in person.

It was unlikely he would complete his pilgrimage to Hitler’s grave.

Still, when I looked at him at times he seemed almost human.

Save for his hideous bulging troll-like eyes.

At church on Sundays he made God want to change religions.