Now I Have a Place to Hang that Donut

Gradually, I was able to teach myself to sleep with my eyes open.

 

This came in handy at work where I could now sleep all day long

and not waste my valuable time.

 

Whenever my boss talked in a meeting I would snore loudly.

 

People appreciated this as they no longer had to pretend to listen

to him and waste their precious time.

 

Meetings also generally ran shorter as I sleep naked.