Archive for December, 2014

Now I Have a Place to Hang that Donut

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 5, 2014 by Forrest Pasky


Gradually, I was able to teach myself to sleep with my eyes open.


This came in handy at work where I could now sleep all day long

and not waste my valuable time.


Whenever my boss talked in a meeting I would snore loudly.


People appreciated this as they no longer had to pretend to listen

to him and waste their precious time.


Meetings also generally ran shorter as I sleep naked.