Archive for June, 2013

Evil Boss #21

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 12, 2013 by Forrest Pasky

Have Any Cheese?

Is this your attempt to conceal your growing male pattern

baldness my boss astutely quipped as I stood there naked.

“You are smarter than you look.” I commented.

“But then again it would be almost impossible not to be.”

He thanked me not understanding that we were in a conversation,

and shook my hand profusely because I was naked.

He also asked me if I had any cheese.

As I was naked I said if I had any of cheese wouldn’t he know it.

“Not without a full body cavity search.” He replied.

It was at that point that I stapled his head to the desk.

Evil Boss #29

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 4, 2013 by Forrest Pasky

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Evil Boss #30

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 3, 2013 by Forrest Pasky

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Evil Boss #32

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 1, 2013 by Forrest Pasky

Stupidity-Proof Vest #1

One day I decided I had heard enough idiotic things being said

by my boss, his boss, and the  rest of the “chain of command,”

so I bought myself a stupidity-proof vest.

“This should protect me from having to listen

to the prattle of morons.”

I said with some satisfaction as I finished dressing for work.

When I got to work I looked forward to a day

of relative intelligence.

Then my boss walked up.

“I want you to spend the day with me.

I’ll act as your mentor.

There’s a lot I  can teach you.”

Unfortunately, I had put the vest on inside out.